There are some dumb asses here in Alaska (Yes, they're men)

In the Fairbanks News Miner there was a story that I can’t figure out how it was physically possible. Here is part of the story by Amanda Bohman:

Alaska State Troopers are investigating an incident involving a 53 year-old man (Gerritt Fuentes) who said accidentally shot himself in the buttocks.

Fuentes told troopers the accident occurred Monday at the Fairbanks North Star Borough public shooting rang on South Cushman Street, according to trooper spokesman Greg Wilkinson.

“He reported to the hospital; on (Tuesday) because it hurt,”………Fuentes was shot with a .22 caliber weapon.

“Because it hurt” Duh!!!

I think he is inline for a Darwin award.

How in the hell can you shoot yourself in the ass?

Well, dumb asses don’t only live in Fairbanks; in the some paper from AP there was a story from my home town of Juneau. This guy is also in line for the Darwin award.

David Mulligan, 21, of Sika, served 25 days for drunken driving and was released at 7 a.m. Tuesday. Authorities say he stole a van three minutes later.

A man who lived a block from the Lemon Creek Correctional Center had left his 1997 Dodge van running to worm up. When he came out of the house, it was gone.

Two hours later, the owner called police on a cell phone, saying he was following the stolen van………

There are 2 dumb asses in this story: one is Mulligan, the other is the man that is worm up his car at 48˚ F.Doesn't he care about the environment? When I lived there, Juneau was full of hippies. Juneau has been above 0 and raining for the last few days. So, Why do he need to worm up the car, it’s not like it – 20. Watch, it will be someone I went to High School with.